創意無罪（Singlish萬歲）

轉自不知道哪裏的email
但應該是Singapura人的傑作啦！

(Chinese Version)
> Chuang qian ming yue guang
> Yi shi di shang shuang
> Ju tou wang ming yue
> Di tou shi gu xiang
>
> (English Version)
> The moon light is pouring down on my bedside
> Like white frost spreading on the ground
> I look up the bright round moon in the sky
> And lower my head thinking of my dear hometown
>
> (Singlish (Phua Chu Kang) Version)
> Bedfront Moon Bright Bright
> Think Is Floor White White
> Lift Head See Moon Moon
> Bow Head Miss Home Home...
>
> (Ah-Beng Version)
> Bedfront Orr Pi Sai (pick nose)
> Think Think Go Pang Sai (go shit)
> Pick Up Tai Gor Tai (handphone)
> Talk Cock While Lau Sai
>
> (Latest Reservist Army Version)
> Bedfront Lau Bark Sai (tears drop)
> Thinking About Exercise(reservist mobilization)
> Drop Dead Look Into The Sky (run until no breathe)
> Tong Kor Sia Lang Cai? (my heartache nobody knows
>
> (Osama version)
> No friend at my side
> Think think Bush will fight
> Lift head but where to hide?
> This time don't know when will die ?
>
> (Bush version)
> Can't sleep since that night
> Think think where he hide ?
> Bomb bomb friends will say I pai
> No choice ask them go fly kite


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